Jesus Christ. I hope these are legit because some of these are raising FABULOUS questions.
you know, my mom told me that when i was little i used to tell her recurring tidbits of a linear series of events from “when i was older”
she mentioned me pointing an old man and getting really excited and saying “hey that man was my student when i used to teach piano!” in a situation, or saying “you know i like you more than my other mom, she was so mean” and my personal favourite is the one where i said “i used to have a gilrfriend once, you know, we were on my motorcyle and i lost control and fell off a cliff on the roadside, i really hope she’s okay”
Children are scary as fuck.
I need to stay away
Wasn’t there a post going around about how maybe the ‘Light at the end of the Tunnel’ that people go to when they die is the opening of the womb when we’re born? And we gradually forget our previous lives as we grow older? Because that post combined with this post scares the living crap outta me.
I make a pretty damn good pet, mmhmm. Wish I could play with other pets though, asdfghjkl;’
Ya know waht would be cool if I had some guy that I could be his pet, and then once in a while we could switch it up, like, ayy boy, be my pet for once and put on this tail and ears ya little shit, dance for me too, oh hey, put that collar pack on and come here and let me play with you.
Also, I’ve only ever had a funnel cake once, it was the most beautiful ting i have ever had in my mouth, ever. I want another, BUT I DONTKNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM.
I need some of those cute undies, the ones with the cut outs and lace stripes around the bottom, the sexy ones, ya know what im talking aboot
I WANT A MOTHER FUCKING WONDERBALL.